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 Post subject: Mr Bear and Mr Rabbit
PostPosted: 18 Aug 04, 7:03 
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Mr Bear and Mr Rabbit lived in the same forest, but
they didn't like each other very much.
One day while walking through the woods they came
across a golden frog.
The golden frog told them didn't often meet anyone
but when he did he always gave them six wishes, so
he told them they could have three wishes each

Mr Bear immediately wished that all the other bears
in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.

Mr Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a
crash helmet. One appeared straight away and he placed
it on his head.

Mr Bear was amazed at Mr Rabbit's wish, but carried
on with his second wish.
He wished that all the bears in the neighbouring
forests were females as well, and the frog granted his
wish.

Mr Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared
before himand he jumped on and revved the engine.

Mr Bear was raging and complained that Mr Rabbit had
wasted two wishes.
Mr Bear made his final wish ,that all the otherbears
in the world were females, making him the only
male bear in the world.

They both turned to Mr Rabbit for his last wish. He revved the engine, thought
for asecond,then said,"I wish that Mr Bear was gay" and rode off as fast as he
could.


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PostPosted: 18 Aug 04, 14:40 
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: i love that joke :D

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