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pantohorse
 Post subject: Confucious, he says......
PostPosted: 16 Sep 04, 14:30 
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Confucious, he says..........


Crowded elevator smells different too midget


Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at ight


war does not determine wno is right, war determine who is left


man with one chopstick go hungry


virginity like bubble, one prick all gone


passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly
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PostPosted: 16 Sep 04, 14:33 
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man who run in front of car get tired


man who run behind car get exhausted


man who fishes in other man's well catches crabs


man who drives like hell bound to get there


man who scratches arse should not bite finger nails
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pantohorse
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And finally....

man who eat prunes get good run for money


it takes many nails to build cot but one screw to fill it


man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::


oh how i laughed. :D

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Okay, dont take the p*ss ::lol:: ::lol::
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Man who walks into airport sideways is going to Bangkok
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me? take the p*ss?;)

no but seriously, they're cool, i like this one: "man who scratches arse should not bite finger nails" ::lol::

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Notice I kept one back for my signature? ::lol::
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::lol:: ::lol:: i just noticed now! hehehe that's well funny :D

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I'm always open to other peoples hands as well. ::lol:: ::lol::
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Jemzie
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::lol:: i'm sure any girl who was allowed to have her hand in your pocket would feel extreme cocky. ;)

golly gee, my grammer's almost as bad as Emma's! ::lol::

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::lol::
You've been on the sugar again haven't you? ::lol::
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a little.... :oops: :x :x

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::lol:: ::lol:: i love those :D
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It had to be done. :D
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