BB FANS

GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against
us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!

RALPH NADER The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the
wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability.

CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?

AL GORE I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one?

that's pure QUALITY!

I was emailed that a while back but it is VERY funny!