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For those of you that know and love Finnish weather and for those of you who have never experienced it and never plan to.

15 degrees (it seldom gets warmer than here that so it is of little practical
use to start from any higher temperatures)
Spaniards wear coats, gloves and woolly hats. Finns sunbathe.

10oC
French try to turn on the heat. Finns plant gardens.

5 oC
Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with the windows down.

0 oC
Distilled water freezes. Vantaa water gets thicker.

-5 oC
Californians shiver uncontrollably. Finns have the last cook-out before it gets cold.

-10 oC
British landlords finally turn up the heat. Finns throw on a sweatshirt.

-20 oC
Austrians fly away to Mallorca. Finns lick the flagpole.

-30 oC
People in Greece cease to exist. Finns get out their long johns.

-40 oC
Paris disintegrates. Finns turn to the hot dog stands.

-50 oC
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. The Finnish Army postpones
"Winter Survival" camp until it gets cold enough.

-60 oC
Korvatunturi freezes. Finns rent some videos.

-70 oC
The false Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Finns get frustrated when they can't thaw the Koskenkorva bottle.

-183 oC
Microbial life survives on dairy products. Finnish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

-273 oC
ALL atomic motion stops. Finns start saying...."Perkele. It's pretty cold, huh."

-300 oC
Hell freezes over. The Finns win the world championship in soccer!

i heard that before, but about Scotland

Now that tells a lot about us!