A man walked into a public toilet with two cublicles, one of which was occupied. He went into the vacant one and sat on the throne.
He started straining away when a voice came from the cubicle next to him: "hello, mate. How are you going?"
Not wanting to be rude, he replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
After a short pause, the voice spoke up again: "so, what are you upto?"
A bit surprised, he replied: "Umm, Im just having a quick sh1t, mate. How about yourself?".
The voice then spoke for the third time: "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some idiot in the cublicle next to me answering everything I say.
