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Chloe
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PostPosted: 09 Oct 04, 0:07 
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THE COUGH

The owner of a pharmacy walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

The owner asks the assistant "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The assistant goes "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The pharmacist goes "You idiot!" You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

The assistant goes "Of course you can! Look at him - - he's too scared to cough!"
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::lol:: sometimes you just gotta make a choice!

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Chloe
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::lol:: something I would prob do if I was the assistant!
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::
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::lol:: ::lol:: excellent Chloe!
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Maybe the poor mug was scared to go Image


Good one Chloe Image
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