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Ray, the local stationmaster, was having a beer at the pub with his mates.
"I had an incrdible experience last night" he said. " I saw something lying on the tracks so I went to investigate. I found a woman who had tied herself to the tracks!"
"So what did you do?" asked his mates.
"I untied her and took her back to my place and made a strong cup of coffee. Then I poured a couple of drinks, put on some soft music, one thing led to another, and I finished up having the wildest night of sex I've ever had!" he bragged.
"Was she good looking?" asked a drinker.
"Dunno" said Ray, "I couldn't find her head."

so funny coz its true

A man goes to the Doctors and says''Doctor I've got this terrible blockage up my arse''Doc replies ''Take your trousers down I'll take a look''.With that the Doctor gets out a pair of tweezers and plucks out a large lettuce leaf from out ot the man's arse.''Is that it sorted Doc''asks the man ''No replies the Doc thats just the tip of the iceberg''

How does an Englishman know his wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up in the sink.

It's true, you are not sweet.., but the joke is great