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# Man who run in front of car get tired.

# Man who run behind car get exhausted.

# Man with one chopstick go hungry.

# Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

# Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

# War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

# Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

# Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

# Man who fart in church sit in own pew.