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A hunter is out in the woods, hunting. He sees a bear, takes aim...........and shoots. He gets the bear! Suddenly, theres a tap on his shoulder, he turns round to see this big brown bear!Suddenly the bear asks him a question,"Either, I rip off your arms and legs, or you let me give you some bear loving!".
"Christ!", the hunter thinks. But then realises, it should be over in a short while and he wants to keep his arms and legs.....
A week later, he gets out of hospital, walking rather gingerly.
A couple weeks after that, he thinks,"Right, I'll show that bear!", and heads off to the woods.
Sure enough, he sees the brown bear. He takes aim, and BANG! he gets the bear."HA! take that you swine!"
Then, just as hes feeling a little full of himself, theres a tap on his shoulder. He turns around, and theres this huge grizzly stood over him!"Either I rip out your guts, or you let me give you some bear loving!!??"
"Sh1t!", he thinks. Not again. He then realises it might be painful, but at least he would be alive.
A MONTH later, and the hunter gets out of hospital. Walking like John Wayne after a three day horse ride. He thinks,"Right, I'll get that grizzly"
Later that week, hes out again looking for the grizzly. He finaly finds him. He takes aim and KABOOM! He gets the grizzly!!!!
Then, just as hes celebrating, theres a tap on his shoulder. His heart sinks as he turns round to see an enormous Polar Bear stood over him. The Polar Bear then says............................................................................................
"You dont come here for the hunting do you!!"
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