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There were three men walking down a beach
when they found a lamp laying in the sand.
They rubbed the lamp
and out came a genie
who said "I'll give each of you a wish."

So the first guy says "I want to be 10 times smarter",
and then he started quoting Shakespeare.

Not to be outdone
the second guy said "I want to be 100 times smarter",
and then he started doing calculus in his head.

Well the third guy did not want to be outdone
so he said "I want to be a 1000 times smarter",
and he turned into a woman.