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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Grandson, I wanna you lisina to me. I wanna for you to taka my
chrome-plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me your
Rolex watch instead."
"You lisina to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino.
Somma day you gonn coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? "Pointa to your watch and say, TIMES UP ???"
_________________ I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR MORPHINE
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