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 Post subject: The Wish
PostPosted: 09 Jan 05, 22:01 
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The wish.....

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and *low-and-behold* a genie appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said,"Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.



I'm a one-wish genie. So.. what'll it be?"The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."



The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.



"The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for ... a good man."



The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that damn map again
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Thats the clean feminist version ::lol::

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Mari A
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Would Germaine as a well known feminist like it?
Well, I think her thoughts are far too high from that kind of stuff. But Lisa, Brigitte and Caprice might like it ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

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Germaine has a sense of humour too.
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Mari A
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I think she has and lots of it, but I ment her in intellectual way. Joke is far too simple... :roll:

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So am I evidently... rofl
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Mari A
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See the next one - I misunderstood badly! ;)

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Mari A
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Rolling over floor laughing = ROFL ?

You caught me :eek:

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Yes Mari :D
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Mari A
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Yep - having a google is nice thing - maybe I should think twice before writing anything down :oops: :oops: :oops:

But if it's fun for you, then it's ok! ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol::

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