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Here is a list of new computer viruses to watch out for!!
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and
re-counting.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus -Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 350 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then, slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus -Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then, discards it through Windows.
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I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR MORPHINE
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