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Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a light bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one!?! And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code!
Dachshund:
I can't even reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it! By the time he's finished rewiring my house, my nails will be dry!
Rottweiler:
Go ahead. Make me!
Shi-tzu:
Puh-leese dah-ling, let the servants.......
Labrador:
Oh me, me, pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Irish Setter:
Huh?
Malamute:
Let the border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got his hangover....
Mastiff:
Mastiff's are NOT afraid of the dark.
Basset Hound:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero taco bulb.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, it's right there...
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Old English Sheepdog:
Light bulb? LIGHT BULB? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
German Shepherd:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"
Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!
Cat:
Pets do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
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