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A MAN is reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and thumps him with a frying pan.

'Whit wis that fur?' he cries. 'That wis for the piece of paper in yir trooser pockets with the name Mary-Rose written oan it,' said she.

'Don't be daft,' he explains, 'two weeks ago when I went to the races and Mary-Rose wis the name of one o' the horses I bet on.' She seems satisfied, apologises, and continues her housework.
Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him again with the frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around, he asks 'whit the hell wis that fur?'

'Your horse phoned' she said.

that is FUNNY!

'nails him again with the frying pan' such a funny image.