BB FANS

UK Big Brother Forums






Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: The Hikers
PostPosted: 08 Mar 05, 0:57 
Offline
Big Brother
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: 05 Mar 04, 20:16
Posts: 4642
Location: Where do you think I am, I'm here of course!
The Hikers

One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.

Joe prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river."

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, although he almost drowned a couple of times.

Seeing this, Dave prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river."

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

Bob had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools, and the intelligence, to cross this river."

Poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.

_________________
Take the time to appreciate what you have because it's too easy to see what we don't have.


Top
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 08 Mar 05, 2:07 
Offline
Big Brother addict
User avatar
 Profile

Joined: 19 Nov 04, 0:06
Posts: 975
Location: Devon
::lol:: ::lol::


Top
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group. All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Material breaching copyright laws should be reported to webmaster (-at-) bbfans.com. BBFans.com is in no way affilated with Channel4 or Endemol.