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Chad
 Post subject: Why Adam needed Eve
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Why Adam Needed Eve

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because He knew men would never ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what is on TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appt for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to someone to bear children because men would never be able to handle it.

4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The Scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone", he only ends up getting himself in trouble.

And the NUMBER ONE reason...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam he stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I can do better than that."

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but adam also needed someone to do his ironing, folding, washing, cooking, cleaning, duvet-stuffing, dusting, nagging, orgasm-faking, nappy-changing...
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:eek: That is a disgusting tastyfish! fancy exepecting a woman to fake an orgasm :D :angel:
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times 5 ;)

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shouldn't there be a 1 in front of that 5? ;) :angel:
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tastyfish wrote:
but adam also needed someone to do his ironing, folding, washing, cooking, cleaning, duvet-stuffing, dusting, nagging, orgasm-faking, nappy-changing...
;)


What did your last slave die of?

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Ironing, folding, washing, cooking, cleaning, duvet-stuffing, dusting, nagging, orgasm-faking, nappy-changing... I assume Chad. ;)
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: good point Suzanne!

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Chad wrote:
What did your last slave die of?


Asking silly questions.
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tastyfish wrote:
but adam also needed someone to do his ironing, folding, washing, cooking, cleaning, duvet-stuffing, dusting, nagging, orgasm-faking, nappy-changing...
;)


I bet your with Tasty on this one, Cameron :eek: :eviltongue:

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These things are so handy when it comes to preparing speeches.
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Chad wrote:
Why Adam Needed Eve
And the NUMBER ONE reason...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam he stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I can do better than that."

Verkligen! (Indeed in English)
Chad wrote:
What did your last slave die of?
CameronBB4 wrote:
Asking silly questions.

There's no such of thing that silly question! :eek:
:-? And I hate to think women as slaves for men at home, too!
But maybe you ment it light-hearted way this time as well! ::lol::

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my dad could of done with a hand while making the speech for my gran's party...!

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