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One last one before I leave...

Announcement from HSBC Bank

HSBC Bank is pleased to announce the installation of 'Drive-thru' cash-point machines at key retail outlets where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave their vehicles
To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities, we have conducted intensive studies to come up with the appropriate procedure for their use.
Please read the procedures that apply to you, and remember them for when you use our new machines for the first time.

PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into the machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Wind up window.
7. Drive off.

8. Go on the lash.





PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required distance to align car window with the cash machine.
3. Restart the stalled engine.
4. Wind down the window.
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat and locate card.
6. Turn the radio down.
7. Attempt to insert card.
8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
9. Insert card.
10. Re-insert card the right way up.
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
12. Enter PIN.
13. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN.
14. Enter amount of cash required.
15. Check make-up in rear view mirror.
16. Retrieve cash and receipt.
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
19. Re-check make-up.
20. Drive forward 2 meters.
21. Reverse back to cash machine.
22. Retrieve card.
23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull away.
25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles.
26. Release hand-brake.

noooo

and that is SO unfunny!!

And so untrue! Except for 1% of us - and 100% of us claim not be be like that!

I saw an accident once when this guy was backing into a space and even though his partner got out of the car to help him, he still backed into the car! Men can be just as hopeless as women can.

He should have known better than to depend on her for directions. " "

Oh no Gaz!
How boring would mens lives be without women that men are so interested in to analyze?

Have you heard about women making their make-ups at the same time when they are driving in a morning-rush-hour?

I know a guy who was going past an accident where the cars were probably written off anyway and he lost control of the car so decided just to steer into the accident instead of bashing into the other perfectly good cars in front of him! I dunno if it was a good idea or not but the police weren't that impressed

She directed him very well, shame he didn't listen! but of course men can't multi task, so he could only drive the car but couldn't listen at the same time

I wouuldn't do ANY of those things thank you very much


(But would probably ask for a big mac, chips, apple pie mc flurry oh and a diet coke )

hungry HD?!

I always use other cars to back into. That's what bumpers are for. Then again, I do prefer to squeeze into a tight spot.



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Well that's where your failing TF, a good driver backs into a space without touching any cars!

OK here's an example of a bad male driver a boy racer who caused an accident near my home. You probably saw it in the national newspapers, that Prince Naseen wrote of his car by trying to over take a car and then crashed head on into a golf, it was serious enough for them to helicopter them to hospital, so a bloke caused a serious accident trying to show off and get round a car!

Shocking!

unfortunately Chad, I don't think TF was talking about driving

I don't actually know what he was talking about but I don't think a car would be that amusing...