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A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off
to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding
along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, he grabs his mobile and calls the
police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a
chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in
disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are," he
says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the lawyer.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off
when the truck hit you." The lawyer looks down in absolute horror .......
"FECKING HELL!!!!!! he screams WHERE'S MY ROLEX!!!!????..."
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