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Molly
 Post subject: Toilet Rolls
PostPosted: 25 Jun 05, 15:20 
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I just know everyone will have heard this already but it made me howl!

A woman in the supermarket says to the assistant; 'Where are the toilet rolls located'

Answer - 'On the bottom shelf' ::lol::

Nearly as bad as the '2 parrots on a perch and one says 'can you smell fish?' :D
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Don't get either of them :oops:

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toilet paper is for the bottom so it should be on the 'bottom shelf'! a perch is a kind of fish as well as something that birds sit on Jezi! A bit sad I know but it made me laugh! sorry! :oops:
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Ohhhhhhh! I see now! Thanks for explaining Molly.

Thinking about it those are so obvious, do the words 'thick' and 'mince' pop into anyone elses heads?

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In a similar vein:

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

hehehe I like those stupid jokes.

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Molly
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Thinking about it those are so obvious, do the words 'thick' and 'mince' pop into anyone elses heads?---------- yep but about my stupid jokes Jezi not about you! :angel:

Two teddy bears in an airing cupboard which one is in the army? the one on the tank of course! I love the silly ones too LS ::lol:: ::lol::
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