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CameronBB4
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"I have two goldfish, one called 'One' and one called 'Two'!"

"They're odd names for goldfish. Why've you called them that then?"

"Well, it'll be ok of One dies, because I'll still have Two."
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Groan !!!!! Yaawwnn !!!! Groan !!!!!!

At least its a clean one.

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What if 2 dies?? :D :D :D :D :D :angel:
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I heard that the other day... strange - I keep seeing things on here that I've definitely just seen recently. Like that question about what one scampi is called, think that was on Reporting Scotland just the day or so before the question was asked.

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CameronBB4
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Funny that Jezi - it was Anthony who said it.
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ohh that'll be where I heard it then ;)

Still can't remember where I heard about a scampo though :-? Think it probably was Reporting Scotland

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Did you hear about the Spanish woman who gave birth to twins? They were so identical she couldn't tell Juan from the other... :angel:
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Which bird is always out of breath?

A puffin(boom boom) :angel:
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::lol::

Q - What do you call a man with a bird on his face?







Cliff! ..........Ba dum Dush (noise of cymbals!)
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