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Frog goes into his local bank, he goes to the cashier's counter to be greeted by the cashier who’s name is, Patty Wack.
Cashier: "Can I help you?"
Frog: "I want to borrow £30.000 for a deposit on a new house"
Cashier: "Do you have any collateral?"
The frog reaches into his pocket and takes out a tiny ceramic Elephant and says "I have this, and I know Mike Jagger of the Rolling Stones"
Patty tells him she will have to talk to the Manager.
Patty goes to the manager's office and tells him about the frog's request,
"The frog says he is a friend of Mike Jagger and gave this as collateral, what do you think of this?" holding out the tiny ceramic elephant for the manager to have a look at it.
The manager says:[/b] "it's a nick nack Patty Wack give the frog a loan, his old friend is a rolling stone"
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