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The Perfect Husband


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench
rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to
talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello."



WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"



MAN: "Yes."



WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"



MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."



WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"



WOMAN: "$90,000."



MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."



WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is
back
on the market. They're asking $950,000."



MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really
a pretty good price."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"



MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....


Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

hee hee - good one Madeline!

that is a good one madeline