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Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to
the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might
as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor
and they both walked towards it.
"Two dogs, please," said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs
in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap
their 'dogs.'
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a
moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, "What
part did you get?
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