1. You don't need a few drinks before the suggestion of chocolate sounds like a good idea.
2. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
3. It's easy to make chocolate hot.
4. Chocolate doesn't mind if you think about something else while you are indulging in it.
5. You can safely have chocolate whilst drivingb.
6. You never have to say "That was the best chocolate I have ever had... honest."
7. In cool weather chocolate can stay hard indefinitely.
8. Even when it is soft, chocolate can still satisfy you.
9. Chocolate won't needle you for information about all your past chocolate.
10. It's ok to have chocolate on top of your desk or in a lift.
11. You can talk dirty to chocolate without it losing respect for you.
12. Offering chocolate to everyone at a party doesn't make you a ****.
13. Chocolate satisfies every time.
