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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men do.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 -- on one condition."
(There are always conditions!)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
(Controlling, huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and
then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the
man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and
slowly and meaningfully said . . .
"Clean my house!"
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love it TD
