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sweet story
A newlywed couple had only been married for two
weeks.
Mindukas, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the
town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife Eve,
"Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked Eve.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to
have a beer."
She said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened
the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of
beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Lithuania, India
He didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the
bar...you know...they
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because Eve
interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
So he took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.
Mindukas, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie
roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are
really delicious... I won't
be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuv res, poochi pooh?" She
opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you
know...there's swearing,
dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dickhead?
Drink your ******* beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your **** snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"
...and, they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story?
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