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A preacher asks "Is there anyone here who's not a Baptist?"
This little old lady says "I'm not."
...preacher says "What are you, then?"
"A methodist" says she.
The preacher is fuming. (He thinks only Baptists are saved)
...he says, "Why are you a Methodist?"
She replies, "Well, my grandfather was one, my father was one"...
The preacher responds "If your grandfather was a moron, and your father was a moron, what would that make you?"
...and she replies... "I guess that would make me a Baptist".
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