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PostPosted: 10 Nov 09, 14:53 
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Four Worms

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FourWorms and a Lesson to be learned

A minister decided that a visual
demonstration would add emphasis
to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into
four separate jars..

The first worm was put into a container
of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container
of cigarette smoke.


The third worm was put into a container of
chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of
good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the
Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -
Dead
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The Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead
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Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation
What did you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back,
quickly raised her hand and said,
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'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned


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PostPosted: 10 Nov 09, 22:10 
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: Brilliant!!


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