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This is a joke taken from an extremely old joke book, so apologies if you've heard it before:-
A business executive had to make a speech at an important meeting attended by his business associates. He couldn't think of anything interesting to talk about, so in the end he decided to talk about sex.
When he arrived home, his wife asked him how his speech had gone. He replied that it had been a huge success.
"But what did you talk about?"
The man thought for a few seconds, then replied "Oh, sailing"
The following weeek, one of the man's business colleagues approached the mans wife at a cocktail party and commented "That was a marvellous speech your husband made last week."
"I know," replied the wife "It's amazing, considering he's only done it twice. The first time he was sick and the second time, his hat blew off"
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