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PostPosted: 25 Jun 10, 0:15 
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A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead.

Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her.

The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes.

The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he crashes the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat.

He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn't because she didn't have any clothes on.

He replies, Take my shoe and cover your bits with it, and go for help!

She takes the shoe and runs to the closest Petrol station.

She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?"

The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, I think he's too far in."

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