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An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house her neighbours dog whilst the neighbours went on their holidays.

The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a bitch that was on 'heat' and the neighbours dog was a male.

Nevertheless she had a large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.

One night she went to bed but unfortunately she forgot to close the door properly from the rooms that separated the two dogs and the inevitable occured.

As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep the spinster was suddenly awakened by an awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs.

Putting on her dressing gown she rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together, as dogs do when mating.

The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage.

Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what to do next.

Then she remembered that the village had acquired a new young vet who had moved into the village with his pretty young wife.

Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet and after a few rings a rather grumpy voice of the vet answered the phone.

The spinster explained the problem, so the vet said, " Have you sprinkled cold water over them?"

The spinster said, "I have done that but to no avail"

"Have you tried shouting at them?" The vet inquired.

"I have done that also but again to no avail" Said the spinster.

There was a long pause whilst the vet thought the problem through.

"I know" He said, "Has your phone got an extension lead that is long enough to reach the dogs?"

"Yes it will easily reach were the dogs are." Said the spinster.

The vet then said. "I want you to replace the receiver and take the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them. I will then phone your number back and the noise of the telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be able to withdraw from the bitch"

"Oh" Said the spinster. "Do you think that will work?"

"Well" The vet replied "It just worked with me".