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A farmer and his brand new bride are riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbles.
The farmer says, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbles again. The farmer says, "That's twice."
After a little while, the poor old horse stumbles again.
The farmer doesn't say anything, but reaches under the seat, pulls out a shotgun and shoots the horse.
His brand new bride raises hell, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer says, "That's once."
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