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It was a hot day in Minnesota
Helga hung out the wash to dry and then went downtown to pick up
some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today," she mused to herself as she
walked down Main Street.
She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?"
So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up
and asked her what she would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said in a timid voice, "I don't usually go into
bars but today I vill make an exception. It is zo hot, I tink I'll have
myself a cold beer."
"Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.
Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"
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