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A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you.......
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
'Honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
Q: What do you call
an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?Â
A rumor
Dear Lord
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be
men.
Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it
mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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