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> > The Princess's Problem

> > Once upon a time there lived a king.
> > The king had a beautiful daughter,
> > the princess.
> >
> > But there was a problem.
> > Everything the princess touched would melt.
> > No matter what;
> > metal,
> > wood,
> > stone,
> > anything she touched would melt.
> > Because of this, men were afraid of her.
> > Nobody would dare marry her.
> > The king despaired.
> > What could he do to help his daughter?
> > He consulted his wizards and magicians.
> > One wizard told the king,
> > "If your daughter touches one thing
> > that does not melt in her hands,
> > she will be cured."
> >
> > The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
> >

> > The next day,
> > he held a competition.
> > Any man that could bring his daughter an
> > object that would not melt would marry her
> > and inherit the king's wealth.
> > Three young princes took up the challenge.
> >
> > The first prince brought a sword of the finest
> > steel.

> > But alas,
> > once the princess touched it,
> > it melted.
> > The prince went away sadly.

> > The second prince brought diamonds.

> > He thought diamonds are the hardest substance
> > in the world and would not melt.
> > But alas,
> > once the princess touched them,
> > they melted.
> > He too was sent away disappointed.

> > The third prince approached.
> > He told the princess,
> > "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what
> > is in there."
> > The princess did as she was told,
> > though she turned red.

> > She felt something hard.
> > She held it in her hand.

> > And it did not melt!!!

> > The king was overjoyed.
> > Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
> > And the third prince married the princess
> > and they both lived happily ever after.

> > Question:
> >
> > What was in the prince's pants?

> > M&M's of course.
> > They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
> >
> > What were you thinking you pervert