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The First Apple
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car.
Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was
hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just
look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a
sign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign
from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
car is completely
demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us
to drink this wine
and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the
man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the
bottle then hands it
back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the
capback on,
and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
Adam ate the apple, too!
Men will never learn
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