Three guys died on Christmas Eve and ascend to heaven where they are met by St. Peter. "In honour of the season", St. Peter says to them, "Before I let you pass through the pearly gates, you must each give me something that represents Christmas."
The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.
"What do they represent?", St. Peter asks him.
"They're candles!"
"Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!"
The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes them.
"What do they represent?" St. Peter asks.
"They're bells!"
"Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!"
The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets, finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky women's knickers. He holds them up proudly.
"What do they represent?" St. Peter asks, looking a bit puzzled.
(Wait for it)
"They're Carol's!"
