BB FANS

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa -- half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America -- well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India -- very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France -- gently ageing but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia -- lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia -- very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia -- with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan -- most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.





THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 14 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a prick.



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Although, being 32, I'm not at all like India today.....
I'm cold, have PMT and look like frigging Shrek!

To me your just a dame in a nice blue dress and a GUN

and going by that post MrT we should get that gun off her pdq!!!

Oh and I'm France.

Thats the PMT PW