BB FANS

- excuse the >>> couldnt be arsed to remove!


>A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a
> drink and while
> >he's
> >drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The
> monkey grabs
> >some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some
> sliced limes and
> >eats
> >them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball,
> sticks it in his
> >mouth and swallows it whole.
> >The bartender screams at the guy," Did you see what your
> monkey just did?"
> >The guy says," No, what?" " He just ate the cue ball off my
> pool table,
> >whole!", says the bartender." Yeah, that doesn't surprise
> me,"replied the
> >patron. He eats everything in sight, the little *******.
> I'll pay for the
> >cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill,
> and leaves.
> >Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey
> with him. He
> >orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar
> again. While
> >the
> >man is drinking his drink,the monkey finds a maraschino
> cherry on the bar.
> >He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.
> >The bartender is disgusted." Did you see what your monkey
> did now?", he
> >asks
> >"
> >Now what?", responds the patron. " Well, he stuck a
> maraschino cherry up
> >his ass, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the
> barkeeper." Yeah, that
> >doesn't surprise me," replied the patron." He still eats
> everything in
> >sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball, he measures
> everything first!"

LMAO!!!