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EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH



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> > EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH
> >
> > There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> > 1. He called everyone "brother"
> > 2. He liked Gospel
> > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> > Jesus was Jewish:
> > 1. He went into His Fathers business.
> > 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
> > mother was sure he was
> > God.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> > Jesus was Italian:
> > 1. He talked with his hands.
> > 2. He had wine with every meal.
> > 3. He used olive oil.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> > Jesus was a
> > Californian:
> > 1. He never cut his hair.
> > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
> > 3. He started a new religion.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
> > Jesus was Irish:
> > 1. He never got married.
> > 2. He was always telling stories.
> > 3. He loved green pastures.
> >
> > But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs
> > that Jesus was a
> > woman:
> > 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
> > was no food.
> > 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch
> > of men who just
> > didn't get it
> > 3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up
> > because there was more
> > work to do.
> >
> > Amen!!!
> >