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PostPosted: 01 Oct 03, 14:43 
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Premarital temptations

I was happy!

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us
in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend was a dream.

There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was 20 years of age, wore
tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would bend
down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view
of her underwear. I spent a great deal of time
thinking about this---she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that
she couldn't overcome, and really didn't want to
overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She
said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me". I
was stunned, frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down
her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there a moment, then turned and went straight
to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out
of the house. I walked straight to my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family".

The moral of the story is:














Always keep your condoms in your car!!!!!!!


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