BB FANS

I have run across the term cyber sex a few times
lately, so I decided to try to figure out what it
meant. I figured it had something to do with the
computer, so I started trying to find the sex drive on
mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders
on the My Computer section, the add/uninstall
software, install hardware part of the control
panel... then I got out all the manuals and went
through them.

I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is
not equipped with one so I decided to go to the
computer store and see if I could buy one. I wanted to
look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math hat.

Well, the salesperson in the first store was a rather
stern looking woman, I gave her the make and model of
my computer and asked her if she had any sex drives in
stock. She kind of scowled at me and asked me if I was
trying to get smart with her... figuring she had been
impressed with my math hat, I replied that I tried to
be smart with everyone... she said, rather rudely I
thought, that she couldn't help me and walked away.
Huh, must not have had any in stock.

In the second store, I gave the salesperson the make
and model of my computer and asked it they had any sex
drives in stock... He kind of snickered and asked if I
meant a hard drive, I thought about it for a minute
and told him Yeah, maybe that, but I think I should
already have one installed... he started laughing at
me said something about me trying to kill him...
You're killing me! or something like that, and walked
away. Hmmmm, must be out here too. Must be hard to
keep in stock. I wasn't trying to kill him... I
wasn't even hurting him.

The guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd
just fallen off the turnip truck... I assured him I'd
never been on a turnip truck, but I'd fallen off the
manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about
that explaining it. She's fallen off the wagon, that
explains it and walked away laughing.

The guy in the fourth store said something like boob
under his breath and walked away... wonder why he only
noticed one? Anyway I figured they must not carry them
in stores. Maybe have to order from a catalog or get
on the Internet and search for one.

So that's where I am now... If any of you have some
computer skills and could help me locate my sex drive,
I would appreciate it. Then all I'd have to do is
figure out what to do with it.


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Yes, was American and sent to me in email. I wouldn't dare make things like that up, not with Lyns about anyway!