BB FANS

HER PRAYER:
>Before I lay me down to sleep,
>I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
>One who's handsome, smart and strong,
>One who loves to listen long.
>One who thinks before he speaks,
>When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
>I pray that he is gainfully employed,
>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>And never attempt to hit on my friend.
>And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
>I look at the guy you sent me instead.
>Amen.
>
HIS PRAYER:
>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
>With huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
>Amen.

Not sure I'd fancy Jon with huge boobs, but then again