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Molly
 Post subject: Indian takeaway
PostPosted: 18 Nov 03, 11:18 
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I called up my local Indian restaurant, I said:
'Do you deliver?'
He replied:
'No, only pork and chicken'
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Molly
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I also remember a dog I used to know in the wild wild west (apparently my dad heard this one at school!) This dog walked into a bar, it was hard as he only had three legs.
The barman said 'Can I help?'
'Yeah,' said the dog in an American accent 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw...' :roll:
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HappyDaiz
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They're almost as bad as my jokes ::lol::

Welcome to BBfans Molly :D :wave:

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Welcome Molly :D
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Molly
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Hi HappyDaiz, RealityTVFan,
I love corny jokes! The 'Deliver' joke has me in stitches every time!
{@} ::lol::
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