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Madeline
 Post subject: Noah's Ark....
PostPosted: 20 Nov 03, 13:04 
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Everything you need to know about life from Noah's Ark...

One:Don't miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat. =

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four: Stay fit. =When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. =

Five:Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six: Build your future on high ground.

Seven: For safety's sake, travel =in pairs.

Eight: When you're stressed, float a while

Nine: Remember, =the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Ten: No =matter the storm, when you are positve; there's always a rainbow waiting.

Enjoy your day @^@
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Thanks Maddy :angel:

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Molly
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::lol:: ::lol::

Noah:
'We're going to do this alphabetically'
Zebra's
'Oh Poo!'
::lol:: ::lol::

er... sorry.... :oops:
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Molly
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sorry I still haven't joined the bad joke tellers self-help group yet...
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Molly
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Aadvarks:
'Woo Hoo!'
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HappyDaiz
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::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: You're mad you are!

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Molly
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doh! everything seems really funny in my head about a minute before it comes out of my mouth - or onto the keyboard.
Love the Christmas avatar btw!
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Molly
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what do you want for Christmas?
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HappyDaiz
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Hi Molly :D

What I would really love is for my partner to do all the cooking and stuff!

I wouldn't mind a transmitter for my iPod though...apart from that I can't really think of anything I'm desperate for. Apart from maybe a new PC but that's pushing things.

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Molly
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::lol:: you can but try! ::lol::
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Molly
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I just want a few glasses of wine and a game of football with my nephew! er, wouldn't mind a board game or two.... :oops:
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Oh and I want to be in charge of the TV remote :D

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