BB FANS

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was
rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry
passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and
said "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRSTCLASS."



The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll behappy to try to help you,
but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to
work something out."



The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO IAM?"



Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone, "May I have your attention please,"she began, her voice heard
clearly throughout the terminal. "We have apassenger here at Gate 14
WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity
please come to Gate 14."



With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared
at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore,"F*** You!".



Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll
have to get in line for that too."