Sid Billington...
MegaStar
If there's one bloke we genuinely feel sorry for, it's Les Dennis.
Only joking.
But the poor chap hasn't been the luckiest person when it comes to love.
Since his marriage dissolved to the actress Amanda Holden, Dennis has tried to hit the dating scene, but admitted to GMTV, "I'm rubbish. I can't do chat-up".
Don't you mean stand-up, Les?
"My style is to sit in the corner and hope that someone comes up and says 'hello' to me."
Bless.
"Friends say: 'Oh, you must go on a blind date,' and I say: 'Well how blind is that? People know who I am.'"
Er, don't flatter yourself; women find that a right turn-off.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the ex-Family Fortunes host revealed that he keeps getting mistaken for Keith Chegwin.
Oh dear, we're afraid there's no hope, mate.
