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yeah, i'm about to do an acceptance speech for a piss i'm gonna do, try not to over-eulogise:

god you are a sarcastic thing you are

Just sqeezed you in to my thanks speech pobbop.

Right am making a mental note to self - NEVER to go on holiday to Turkey in case I fall ill, then have to sit on a piece of paper and have my bum read It's a proper science over there you know!

I really dont think bum reading should be mentioned for fear someone might think ive been in action, rather than seen some action.

Since its my thread i will repeat this again and since Jackies gone/put to sleep i have no problem, its what she would wish.

She had a good innins, now im relying on John or Brigitte to pull this one through.
I thank everyone for appreciating Jackies retorts qoutes etc and contributing to this thread MADELINE, Spacelad,Blagman, Pobbop, Tulip, Milly, Jim d, Hc, Healing flames etc.

I have not had so many views for a thread let alone replies i knew i was on to something and thanks to CHRISTINE site originator/manager for letting me have full reign on reporting jackies qoutes as its more of a discussion forum and i thank you.

Jackie was right about big brothers intentions that back fired i will be back with a Jackies qoutes thread very soon unless some one beats me too it.

By the way im not going anywhere just saying good bye to the thread and saying thank you to the people that made it a success.

Im also kinda doing an oscar acceptance speech for dramatic affect as i do drama and i think ive achieved something and i think thats the least i could do for you.

So goodbye and th th th th th thats all folks.

you said you weren't going anywhere Carlypops. and thanks for the mention btw

to germaine " I've had some cooking lessons, this is how you crack a boiled egg"

john " so jackie, what's your son up to these days?"

jackie " i don't know. he's keeping his mouth shut on that one "

"I can't sleep with women, it's against my nerves... I sleep with dogs, they're very comforting"


kenzie " you're a really weird looking troglodyte jackie "

jackie " and you, young man, are looking for a slap "

kenzie " come on then, give it. you don't even know me "

jackie " that's so true. have you seen my handbag?"



Jackie: "Im glad they stopped that taking 2 people with you to the toilet."
Brigette: "It was just for the medievil thing."
Jackie: "Oh, i thought that was all the time."


"I thought I was coming to a castle - not this dump!"


"Look at all that washing up, they should get someone in to do it"



"Is John bi-polar or has he had a stroke ?"


"Later I'll teach you all how to sit in a chair. I had to fall off one to find out."


Jackie about Jeremy: "What was he doing taking a shower? Is he crazy?"

The others "because it's morning"

Jackie "It's not morning is it?"



Jackie: "Is England still on the map or have they moved it?"

Leave you with this but that's all folk's from The Jackie , And im im not going anywhere.

Jackie to John:

"What's your specialism in life? Besides being a pain in the ass,"

Jackie to John, again.....

"Oh shut up. Listen to this jerk".

Jackie to Dermot..

"What shows this I'm on ... big daddy, no big brother."

Trying to remember 'Big Brothers little brother' must have had her head spinning and her lips flapping in the wind

Sorry if this has already been posted, but my favourite Jackies were: -

"Why don't you send in a lovely harpist? You can gag her so she won't talk."

"I'm going to bed. Take my pulse every now and again to make sure I'm still alive"