Monday 17 January
Jeremy
Not one of the Sun God's brighter moments
All that relaxation and rejuvenation seems to have taken its toll on the hippy housemates.
With the prospect of another dawn awakening looming over them, the commune put themselves to bed nice and early - with half the House in bed before ten!
"At least the gong's nice to wake up to," chirped Jeremy, now known as Sun God, trying to look on the bright side.
"Eight hours [of sleep] if we get up at half six," calculated Laughing Junior, the artist formerly known as Kenzie.
John, aka Mars, was horrified. "Don't give them an idea!" he shouted over.
But the detoxing of body and mind has clearly left some of the gang feeling restless.
After two hours in bed, Jeremy decided a relaxing malty beverage was in order, but was perturbed to find all the instructions - along with the branding - covered up by Big Brother.
Bez
You lookin' at me?!
"Annoying!" he muttered to himself, "How the hell am I supposed to make it?"
After a plain old mug of hot milk, the Sun God took a turn round the garden, and was again annoyed, this time to find the hot tub still bubbling.
"What a waste of energy," he said in disgust.
Bez the Rainmaker was next up, having also decided a warm malt drink would help him sleep - and Big Brother's label coverings weren't going to stop him. If only Sun God had thought to tear down the sticker a little to read the instructions...
Clearly up for a bit of mischief, Bez wandered round the House, peering into the mirrors and making rude hand gestures.
But bored and bleary-eyed, he eventually took himself off for a restorative night's rest.
Sleep well, brothers...
Ch4